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    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work
    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch
    The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already
    The little boy says, Dark in here
    The man says, Yes, it is Boy - I have a baseball
    Man - That's nice Boy - Want to buy it
    Man - No, thanks Boy - My dad's outside Man - OK, how much
    Boy - $150

    Man - Sold


    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together
    Boy - Dark in here
    Man - Yes, it is
    Boy - I have a Wilson infielder's glove
    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much
    Boy - $350

    Man - Highway robbery. Sold


    A few days later, the father says to the boy, Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch
    The boy says, I can't, I sold my ball and my glove
    The father asks, How much did you sell them for
    The boy says, $500
    The father says, That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost
    I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed
    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door
    The boy says, Dark in here

    The priest says, Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now

    The Eternal Goddess of Feminism

    Ice Princess
    سابقا
    coz he melts all my frozen ages

  • #2
    رد: ConfessioN

    oh my god

    أَنَا هُوَ الْقِيَامَةُ وَالْحَيَاةُ. مَنْ آمَنَ بِي وَلَوْ مَاتَ فَسَيَحْيَا

    Jasmine سابقا








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    • #3
      رد: ConfessioN

      شو مفكرتيني نبيل كلينتون
      اكتبي بالعربي
      حمــاة الديــــــار عــلــيكــم ســـلام

      سأجعل الصلبان في كل مكان وأبني كنيسة.
      لا يدع قدمك تزلُ لا ينعس ولا ينام حافظك.
      سامحني أبتي لأنني أخطأت.
      الإيمان يجمع البشرية قاطبة أما الدين فيفرقها.

      أبو ميشيل
      lord z.k
      صـــانع الأحــذية

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      • #4
        رد: ConfessioN

        Yeah...Yeah
        The Eternal Goddess of Feminism

        Ice Princess
        سابقا
        coz he melts all my frozen ages

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        • #5
          رد: ConfessioN

          what kind of priests is that ??



          I hated him








          ان عشت فعش حرا وان مت فليكن كالاشجار واقفا

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          • #6
            رد: ConfessioN

            ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

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            • #7
              رد: ConfessioN

              thanx all
              The Eternal Goddess of Feminism

              Ice Princess
              سابقا
              coz he melts all my frozen ages

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