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    Very Very Very Nice Joke
    Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
    Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
    Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
    Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.
    Who is this?
    Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
    Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
    this urgent matter about?
    Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was
    involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
    to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
    Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
    then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I
    don't have time for this!
    Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
    Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
    Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your ****!!
    Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree
    Delight yourself also in the Lord, and He will give you the desires and secret petitions of your heart

    !! Brothers and will stay until death !!


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    I LIKe IT SO MUCH

    أيها الآخر تحلى بالصبر في تعاملك معي،، فإن الله لم ينتهي بعد من تقوّيم ما أعوّج فيّ...
    **********************
    أشتقتلكن كثييييييييييير
    *******************
    أخوة حتى الموت

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    • #3
      Originally posted by nights View Post
      ... You like it so I'm glad
      Delight yourself also in the Lord, and He will give you the desires and secret petitions of your heart

      !! Brothers and will stay until death !!

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      • #4
        thanks abogabi ...but i think that i put this one before .....it's **** chinese ****s ....or something like that ....

        anyway thanks . ... in every time i see it i lough again .....
        far from what i once was ,, but not yet what i'm going to be ! ,,

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        • #5
          Its very nice
          thanks





          السعادة الحقيقية تكون في قلبك
          لا تبحث عنها خارجا
          \/
          \ /
          \ /





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          • #6
            رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

            heheh ,, so funny DDD
            min shan shu ??? ma 3a6a e5to ???


            chinese names !!!hehe

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            • #7
              رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

              Ha Ha funny one.
              I had read it before, but i enjoyed to read it again...
              Thanks and Regards



              DON'T BE AFRAID.
              I AM WITH YOU EVERYDAY...
              'TIL THE END OF TIME.

              MY LIFE IS REALLY RUN WITH MUSIC!
              RAM
              RC

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              • #8
                رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                Originally posted by Monster18 View Post
                Ha Ha funny one.
                I had read it before, but i enjoyed to read it again...
                Thanks and Regards

                sure ,,its old!! 4 years ago
                but funny 1

                i was ((3am nakkesh)) about abugabi threads ... hehe

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                • #9
                  رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                  Originally posted by Geoo View Post
                  sure ,,its old!! 4 years ago
                  but funny 1

                  i was ((3am nakkesh)) about abugabi threads ... hehe

                  hehehe you have right,
                  because abugabi
                  Sam Wan busy lol
                  DON'T BE AFRAID.
                  I AM WITH YOU EVERYDAY...
                  'TIL THE END OF TIME.

                  MY LIFE IS REALLY RUN WITH MUSIC!
                  RAM
                  RC

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                  • #10
                    رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                    ha ha ha ha
                    It's so funny joke
                    Thanks
                    "ربنا و إلهنا,يا ذاتنا المجنحة
                    إننا بإرادتك نريد,و برغبتك نرغب و نشتهي
                    بقدرتك تحول ليالينا,و هي لك إلى ايام هي لك أيضاً.
                    إننا لا نستطيع أن نلتمس منك حاجة
                    لأنك تعرف حاجاتنا قبل أن تولد في أعماقنا
                    أنت حاجتنا و كلما زدتنا من ذاتك زدتنا من كل شيء"
                    بحبك يا بلدي سوريا و منحبك يا اسدنا

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                    • #11
                      رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                      its very nice
                      Thanks
                      من يطلق الرصاص على حاضره و ماضيه ... سيطلق المستقبل عليه نيران مدافعه
                      في كل إنسان ينام نبي ... عندما يستيقظ يكون الشر قد زاد قليلاً في العالم
                      كلنا نولد من نفس الطائفة الإنسانية إلى أن يبدأ المجتمع بالكذب علينا


                      سوريا الأمان و الاستقرار و تعايش الأديان ...
                      نعم للأسد ...
                      احبوا بلدكم التي لطالما احبتكم ...



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                      • #12
                        رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                        it is so funny i luv it so much u r awesome
                        U can lie to anyone except yourself

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                        • #13
                          رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                          hahahaha sooo beautiful, i really love it
                          thank you
                          B7bbbbk 7bibiiii

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                          • #14
                            رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                            i like it
                            "الفقدآن " يعلمنـآ آلكثيير !
                            يعلمنـآ گيف نقف " دون مسآعده " ؛
                            گيف "ندووس" على مشآعرنـآ . .
                            گيف " نستوعـب " أن آلدنيـآ
                            ... ( "ليست آمنـه") !
                            يعلمنـآ گيف نوزع [ "الإبتسآمآت آلگآذبـه"]
                            گيف نگرر گلمة (" أنـآ بخير ") عند سؤآلهم آلمعتـآد " گيف حـآلكـ ؟؟!
                            يعلمنـآ گيف نتقن ( حبس أنفآسنآ عن آلبگآء ) !

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                            • #15
                              رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke


                              Delight yourself also in the Lord, and He will give you the desires and secret petitions of your heart

                              !! Brothers and will stay until death !!

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                              • #16
                                رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                                hhhhhhhh
                                Good one
                                في كل يوم يصلب الانسان الف مرة ومرة ويصلب الوطن على طريق الجلجلة يسير شعب يحمل المسمار والصليب لانه يعيش في موطنه الحنون كالغريب وزهرة الخلاص في يديه مقصلة وسائر على طريق الجلجلة قد كللته المحنة السوداء بالسواد ومزقته اربا رصاصة الاحقاد
                                أنا لا أحد وأنت،من تكون؟هل أنت أيضاً لا أحد وإذاً فثمة إثنان منا، إياك أن تخبرأحدا!وإلاألقوا بنا في المنفى
                                وراء كل فوضى واشنطن وتل أبيب

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                                • #17
                                  رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                                  Nice one they can talk for hours like that
                                  قال الرب يسوع المسيح :

                                  " أنا هو القيامة و الحياة , من آمن بي وإن مات فسيحيا "

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                                  • #18
                                    رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke

                                    hahahaha

                                    الشكر لله






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                                    • #19
                                      رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke



                                      heheheheh


                                      nice one man

                                      thx






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                                      • #20
                                        رد: Very Very Very Nice Joke


                                        قد لا أكون الأجـمل . قد لا أكون الأروع . قد لا أكون الأذكـى . ولكن إذا جـائني المهمـوم أسمع و إذا ناداني صاحبي لحاجة أنفع . وحتى إذا حصدت شـوكاً فسأظل لـلورد أزرع . و إذا ما كان الكون واسعـاً فإن قلـبي أوســــع .... و أوســــــع

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