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    No Married Person Would Have to Ask

    Guy: Why didn't you just leave?
    Woman: I wanted to wait for you, idiot.
    Guy: But I said you could just go.
    Woman: Whatever, ****. This is exactly why I didn't want to go.
    Guy: This is why I asked you. Why do you always have to be like this?
    Woman: Why did you ****ing ask me if you knew I wouldn't want to go?
    Guy: Because you're my wife, and that's my family. I just always thought that I could bring my wife to a family party.
    Random passenger: Are you two really married? Is that really your wife?
    Guy: Yes.


    Little Anne Rice Was a Highly Particular Child

    Girl dressed as vampire: Papa, did you bring snowflake?
    Dad: No, baby, I forgot to pack him.
    Girl dressed as vampire: Papa, I curse you.

    --7 Train
    Why, Thank Ye Kindly, Grizzled Prospector Gal

    Boy doing Chinese worksheet: This is so hard.
    Friend: That's what she said!
    (five minutes later)
    Girl doing Chinese worksheet: Oh my god, this is so hard.
    Friend: That's what she said!
    (five minutes later)
    Another boy doing Chinese worksheet: Dude, this is so hard.
    Friend: That's what she said!
    Girl at front of room: The next person to make that joke gets a pickaxe through the brain.

    --Bard High School, Queens



    Raise Your Hand If The Biggest Loser Pisses You Off

    Mother: What would you guys want if we get McDonald's? We haven't had it in so long...
    20-something son: We haven't had it in so long because it's so fattening and gross. Do you know how much fat is in just one of their wraps?
    Teenage son: This is not The Biggest Loser. This is called We're Getting McDonald's.

    --Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island

    Sing in Hebrew, Sweetie.

    Loud Jewish grandmother: Nobody ever wants to come here to celebrate the holidays.
    Louder Jewish son: What are you talking about, ma? We're all here!
    (family sits in silence around table)
    11-year-old granddaughter, softly singing: When you wish upon a star... Makes no difference who you are.

    --Queens


    The Muslim World Is Still Pissed at Him

    Middle-aged woman: I think her name was something like... Something like Charlemagne.
    Barnard girl: You mean Chante?
    Middle-aged woman: I was close! I was close!
    Barnard girl: Yeah, I think Charlemagne was someone completely different.

    --Barnard College


    Is This a Fight? Discuss.

    Girl #1: You know how I am.
    Girl #2: Yeah, I know how you are.
    Girl #1: How am I?
    Girl #2: I don't know!

    --Waverly Place & 6th Ave

    Meet the Gallup Poll's Youngest Recruit

    Little boy to dad: Do you like Obama?
    Dad: Yes, son, I like Obama.
    Boy: You like Obama, mom?
    Mom: Yes, I like Obama.
    Boy: You like Obama?
    Sister: I like Obama.
    Boy: Hey, people, you like Obama?
    Random people: Yes, we do.

    --116th St
    They Smell Like Victory Over Death

    Girl #1: Did you know, for my abortion... Well, my first one, anyway... I went by myself to the clinic and took a cab home? If I ever get knocked up again, will you come to the hospital with me?
    Girl #2, without a hint of irony: I love hospitals.
    Girl #3, deadpan: It's true. She really does love hospitals.

    --Lafayette & Spring




    Which Is the Only Thing That Makes This Pee Wee Herman Costume Really Work

    Drunk guy: First question! Who's having fun on Halloween?
    Random guy in black mask: I'm having fun on Halloween!
    Drunk guy: Second question! Who wants to see my cock?
    (silence)

    --N Train

    Overheard by: Selina
    انا هو القيامة و الحياة من امن بي وان مات فسيحيا

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    رد: over heard in new york

    اسمع صراخي يا سيدي والى صلاتي أمل اذنيك

    ارحمني وامسك بيدي فأنا فى حاجة شديدة اليك

    المسيح مات من اجلك !
    و أنت ماذا قدمت له؟

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      hot damn coooooool thanks

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