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  • women dictionary

    No = Yes

    Maybe = No


    I'm sorry = You'll be sorry


    We need = I want


    It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now


    Do what you want = You'll pay for this later


    We need to talk = I need to complain


    Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

    You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

    This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

    I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

    I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

    Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead
    Hovanoov
    هكذا هم الناس وهذا هو القدر ......
    يسيرون بكل ثقةٍ, يقولون:

    إننا أسياد النجوم .
    إننا اسياد الكواكب والغيوم
    وهم لا يعلمون ......
    انهم انفسهم يعبدون .
    ويدنسون ما وَهبوا وما يهبون....
    Know God...No Pain
    NO God...Know Pain

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    Originally posted by Hovanoov View Post

    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
    How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV



    Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead

    بشرفي انك شغلة
    يعني كلشي مكتوب مزبوووووط 100 % هدول الـ 4 احلا شي

    ثانك يو هوفان
    يـا نـبـع الـمـحـبـة وحـدك سـاكـن قـلبـي، لا تتخـلـى عنا عينـك ع وطـنـا بالايـام الـصـعـبـي

    وينك يا يسـوع وطـنا موجوع، وطنا ياربـي نسيتو المحبة ويانبع المحبة وحدك ساكـن قلبـي

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    • #3
      هللأ هادا اللي طلع معك ....
      far from what i once was ,, but not yet what i'm going to be ! ,,

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