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    هذه مقتطفات أخذت من كتاب بعنوان " فوضى في المحاكم الأمريكية" ويذكر الكتاب عدد من الأشياء التي ذكرها المحامون بالفعل في قاعات المحاكم, كلمة بكلمة, قام بتسجيلها موظفي كتابة العدل الذين كان عليهم أن يتحملوا عذاب تسجيل مثل هذه المحادثات التالية:


    The last two are the best ..

    ATTORNEY: Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
    ____________ _________ _________ ___________________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __

    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
    WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

    ____________ _________ _________ ___________________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __

    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

    ____________ _________ _________ ____________________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _

    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
    WITNESS: By death.
    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?


    ____________ _________ _________ ____________________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _

    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

    ____________ _________ _________ ____________________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _

    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
    WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
    doing an autopsy on him!
    ____________ _________ _________ ____________________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
    اتحب احدهم
    تحب اسعادهم دائما
    اجعل الله في قلبك و عملك له, وسترتقي بهم لعالم السعادة بعملك و اخلاقك
    والله و خلصنا فحص
    بسسسسسسسس........

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    رد: American lawyers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    سلمون قصي


    وكانت مرقت قبل بالترجمة للعربية ع المسار التالي
    http://www.christian-guys.net/vb/showthread.php?t=47753
    Delight yourself also in the Lord, and He will give you the desires and secret petitions of your heart

    !! Brothers and will stay until death !!

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    • #3
      رد: American lawyers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      والله عملتلو check بس ما لقا شي
      سوري اذا كان الموضوع مكرر
      اتحب احدهم
      تحب اسعادهم دائما
      اجعل الله في قلبك و عملك له, وسترتقي بهم لعالم السعادة بعملك و اخلاقك
      والله و خلصنا فحص
      بسسسسسسسس........

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      • #4
        رد: American lawyers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        مانو مكرر معلم قصي
        بس موجود مترجم " بس بالعربي ع المسار السابق"

        ويا هلا

        Delight yourself also in the Lord, and He will give you the desires and secret petitions of your heart

        !! Brothers and will stay until death !!

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        • #5
          رد: American lawyers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          حبيبي ابو جادو نورت الموضوع
          اتحب احدهم
          تحب اسعادهم دائما
          اجعل الله في قلبك و عملك له, وسترتقي بهم لعالم السعادة بعملك و اخلاقك
          والله و خلصنا فحص
          بسسسسسسسس........

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          • #6
            رد: American lawyers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            تسلم انت يلي منور
            كــــــــف عدس
            يسعد الله
            كل شي بيتاكل بينحط عليه مايونيز
            و بحبكن أكثر ما بحب المايونيز


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            • #7
              رد: American lawyers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              Originally posted by qussay View Post
              حبيبي ابو جادو نورت الموضوع
              ذكرتني بأمي

              Delight yourself also in the Lord, and He will give you the desires and secret petitions of your heart

              !! Brothers and will stay until death !!

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              • #8
                Re: American lawyers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                Hello People:
                Anyone interested in American Law? if so give a buzz. There are a lot of interesting cases in this domain.

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