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Installing Wife!! (Answer to installing housband by AboJado)

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    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.


    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

    Thanks,

    A Troubled User.
    ______________________________________

    REPLY:

    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , **** It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

    WARNING!!!DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck,


    Tech Support












    إنّ أغرب ما في الإسلام، كمنظومة معقّدة للغاية، هو هذه القوة
    الاستلابيّة التي تجعل المرأة تدافع عن تحقيرها الذاتي . نبيل فياض

    أتعجب كثيرا من الكتاب العرب الذين يسخرون من كون السفاح شارون يعيش بخصية واحدة بعد أن فقد الأخرى في إحدى حروب العرب مع إسرائيل. الأولى أن يشعر هؤلاء بالخجل لأن شارون يفعل كل هذا بنا.. بخصية واحدة!


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    رد: Installing Wife!! (Answer to installing housband by AboJado)

    و الله على راسي
    يسلمن كتير
    واحلى رد يا غالي
    بس بدك مين يسمع
    يسلمن كتير كتير
    كــــــــف عدس
    يسعد الله
    كل شي بيتاكل بينحط عليه مايونيز
    و بحبكن أكثر ما بحب المايونيز


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      رد: Installing Wife!! (Answer to installing housband by AboJado)

      هلا وغلا يا عيوني
      إنّ أغرب ما في الإسلام، كمنظومة معقّدة للغاية، هو هذه القوة
      الاستلابيّة التي تجعل المرأة تدافع عن تحقيرها الذاتي . نبيل فياض

      أتعجب كثيرا من الكتاب العرب الذين يسخرون من كون السفاح شارون يعيش بخصية واحدة بعد أن فقد الأخرى في إحدى حروب العرب مع إسرائيل. الأولى أن يشعر هؤلاء بالخجل لأن شارون يفعل كل هذا بنا.. بخصية واحدة!

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        رد: Installing Wife!! (Answer to installing housband by AboJado)


        The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal
        anyway.

        thank u khalkhool
        في كل يوم يصلب الانسان الف مرة ومرة ويصلب الوطن على طريق الجلجلة يسير شعب يحمل المسمار والصليب لانه يعيش في موطنه الحنون كالغريب وزهرة الخلاص في يديه مقصلة وسائر على طريق الجلجلة قد كللته المحنة السوداء بالسواد ومزقته اربا رصاصة الاحقاد
        أنا لا أحد وأنت،من تكون؟هل أنت أيضاً لا أحد وإذاً فثمة إثنان منا، إياك أن تخبرأحدا!وإلاألقوا بنا في المنفى
        وراء كل فوضى واشنطن وتل أبيب

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          رد: Installing Wife!! (Answer to installing housband by AboJado)

          Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife
          thank u alot khalkool
          i liked the funny way u use it for this importent message about wives
          Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. And enjoy your hot chocolate

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