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  • Married to Programmer

    Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged


    Wife: Have u brought the groceries?



    Husband: Bad Command or file name.



    Wife: But I told u in the morning.



    Husband: syntax error. Abort?



    Wife: what about my new T.V?



    Husband: Variable not found..



    Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.



    Husband: sharing violation, access denied.



    Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.



    Husband: Too many parameters.



    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.



    Husband: Type mismatch.



    Wife: U r useless.



    Husband: It’s by default.



    Wife: Wt about your salary.



    Husband: file in use…try later.



    Wife: Wt is my value in this family.



    Husband: Unknown virus…

    †ابعدوا عني يا جميع فاعلي الاثم.لان الرب قد سمع صوت بكائي.سمع الرب تضرعي.الرب يقبل صلاتي.

  • #2
    رد: Married to Programmer

    heheheheheheheehhe
    رهيبة
    رهيبة
    Unknown virus
    كــــــــف عدس
    يسعد الله
    كل شي بيتاكل بينحط عليه مايونيز
    و بحبكن أكثر ما بحب المايونيز


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    • #3
      رد: Married to Programmer

      heheheheheheheehhe
      رهيبة
      رهيبة
      Unknown virus

      أهلا أبو جادو
      †ابعدوا عني يا جميع فاعلي الاثم.لان الرب قد سمع صوت بكائي.سمع الرب تضرعي.الرب يقبل صلاتي.

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      • #4
        رد: Married to Programmer


        Debo

        Delight yourself also in the Lord, and He will give you the desires and secret petitions of your heart

        !! Brothers and will stay until death !!

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        • #5
          رد: Married to Programmer

          Originally posted by abogabi View Post
          Debo

          Welcome Abo Gabi
          †ابعدوا عني يا جميع فاعلي الاثم.لان الرب قد سمع صوت بكائي.سمع الرب تضرعي.الرب يقبل صلاتي.

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          • #6
            رد: Married to Programmer

            it looks like:MADE IN CHINA
            THANKS MAN THATS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
            ................ NOOOOR! I'll never forget you
            U laugh cuz im different I laugh cuz U R all the same

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            • #7
              رد: Married to Programmer

              unknown virus
              عنجد رهيبة و قوية
              اتحب احدهم
              تحب اسعادهم دائما
              اجعل الله في قلبك و عملك له, وسترتقي بهم لعالم السعادة بعملك و اخلاقك
              والله و خلصنا فحص
              بسسسسسسسس........

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