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  • Work and Prison

    When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad afterall!!!...

    IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
    AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
    AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

    IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

    IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
    AT WORK........You have to share.

    IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

    IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
    AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
    AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

    IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
    AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught
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    منبر الإنسانية قلبها الصامت لاعقلها الثرثار....
    تسلك المرأة طريق العبيد لتسود الرجل ويسلك الرجل طريق الأسياد لتستعبده المرأة...

  • #2
    رد: Work and Prison

    ليليييييييييييييييييي بيجننو رايح عالحبس لكن
    بما أنّكِ جعلتِ اهتمامَكِ ملائمًا لتسميتِكِ أحرزتِ الإيمان القويم مسكناً،


    فلذلك يا لابسة الجهاد تفيضين الأشفية وتتشفعين من أجل نفوسنا


    يا باراسكيفي المطابقة لاسمِها.




    best friends
    Infinity and eternity


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    • #3
      رد: Work and Prison

      والله الشغل العن من السجن

      شكرا كلاود


      منبر الإنسانية قلبها الصامت لاعقلها الثرثار....
      تسلك المرأة طريق العبيد لتسود الرجل ويسلك الرجل طريق الأسياد لتستعبده المرأة...

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      • #4
        رد: Work and Prison

        ليلي كتيييييييييييييير حلوين
        على هالحالي كل اللي رح يقرو الموضوع رح يختاروا السجن

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        • #5
          رد: Work and Prison

          I'm gonna kill somebody for that
          the prison life is more better than working life

          Very Nice Lilya
          †ابعدوا عني يا جميع فاعلي الاثم.لان الرب قد سمع صوت بكائي.سمع الرب تضرعي.الرب يقبل صلاتي.

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          • #6
            رد: Work and Prison

            لكان لنحجزلنا بشي فرع مو احسن
            كــــــــف عدس
            يسعد الله
            كل شي بيتاكل بينحط عليه مايونيز
            و بحبكن أكثر ما بحب المايونيز


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