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    kids in school think quick
    TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : Maria!

    ____________________

    TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
    FRANK : Because of the sign.

    TEACHER : What sign?
    FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
    __________________________________________________ _________

    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
    __________________________________________________ _________

    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE : Me!
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    MILLIE : I is...
    TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
    MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
    TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
    tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
    didn't punish him?"
    LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good ****.
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
    your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
    __________________________________________________ ________
    TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD : ( A teacher )



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  • #2

    thank u girlllllll....very nice jokes

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    • #3
      thanx sally it's very nice
      يـا نـبـع الـمـحـبـة وحـدك سـاكـن قـلبـي، لا تتخـلـى عنا عينـك ع وطـنـا بالايـام الـصـعـبـي

      وينك يا يسـوع وطـنا موجوع، وطنا ياربـي نسيتو المحبة ويانبع المحبة وحدك ساكـن قلبـي

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      • #4


        thank u sally

        Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it




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        • #5
          welcome

          i hope you will be always smiling

          Good Luck

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          • #6
            hey sally thanx alot
            but i have some quistions plz

            whats the meaning of those words ?




            (COINCIDENCE)
            (crocodile)




            and one other thing plz

            can u explain the joke #10
            becuz i do not get it !!
            الكــــــــــ يقسم إنــه صادق ــل ...
            والصــــــ يقسم مالقى صدق انسان ــدق...

            __ يـ ـاروعـ ــ ــه الضمـ ــه على صــ ــدر مشــ ــ ـــتـ ــاقــ ـ __



            نحــن نعيش لأننــا سنـموت غدا..
            وسنــرحــل .. ونهــاجـر ..وسيبكيــنا من أحبنا
            لتبقــى سماؤنا في صفحــات الايامـ .
            وتبقــى حروفنا منقووشــه في دفــتر الذكريـات ..

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            • #7
              COINCIDENCE.... means... bel sodfeh

              crocodile.... means ... eltimsa7


              TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
              tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
              didn't punish him?"
              LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

              means: teacher: Mish bas George katta3 shagareht el karas el tab3a la aboh... laken ho i3taraf bi 3amlito... now.... hal ta3rif lish aboh ma 3aqabo?
              LOUIS: 3shan George la7ad hala lesato 7amil el fas fi ido.....
              means... ya3ni lesato bikati3 el trees.....
              ya3ni allah yostor... hehehehehe

              i hope you could understand me....

              Good Luck

              and smile .. because it's healthy and doesn't cost... hehehe

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              • #8
                MAYBE I'M LATE
                BUT THANK YOU:smily (24):
                I LIKED THE FIRST ONE
                far from what i once was ,, but not yet what i'm going to be ! ,,

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                • #9
                  welcome

                  thanks

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                  • #10
                    رد: JOKES............JOKES.............Smile

                    Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
                    nice jokes man
                    In the begining was the Word , and the Word was with God , and the Word was God

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                    • #11
                      رد: JOKES............JOKES.............Smile

                      Originally posted by Jackblack View Post
                      Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
                      nice jokes man
                      oh Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry woman
                      In the begining was the Word , and the Word was with God , and the Word was God

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                      • #12
                        رد: JOKES JOKES Smile

                        so funny thanks
                        ܝܫܘܥ
                        syrië in mijn hart
                        LoVe en jOy 4EvEr
                        معنا هو الله فاعلموا أيّها الأمم وانهزموا.. لأن الله معنا

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                        • #13
                          رد: JOKES JOKES Smile

                          very nice thank you
                          اسمع صراخي يا سيدي والى صلاتي أمل اذنيك

                          ارحمني وامسك بيدي فأنا فى حاجة شديدة اليك

                          المسيح مات من اجلك !
                          و أنت ماذا قدمت له؟

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                          • #14
                            رد: JOKES JOKES Smile

                            hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh
                            sooo funny

                            thanks sally
                            الحب نورا مشتعل يشملو كل امكنة فيه اختبرت فرحي فرحي فرحك يسوع الحب مفتاح قلبي كل دعوات يهوي فيه وجتو دعوتي دعوتي انت يسوع الحب كنز سلامي حبك هو كل شي فيه وجتو سلامي سلامي منك يسوع
                            قولك غلط عم ضالني فكر فيك وقولك غلط مزاعلني وبراضيك هديتك حناني كلو شو بدك مني قالي و خيالك اذا قرب مني بصرخ بصوتي وبعالي بدي ياك ما تتركني حبيبي دنيا بلاك صدقني غريبة

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                            • #15
                              رد: JOKES JOKES Smile

                              hehehehehehhehehehehehe

                              very very nice
                              Thank you

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                              • #16
                                رد: JOKES JOKES Smile

                                loool
                                too nice
                                thanx alot
                                لا تأسفنَّ على غدرِ الزمانِ لطالما....رقصت على جثثِ الأسودِ كلابا
                                لا تحسبن برقصها , تعلوا على أسيادها....تبقى الأسودُ أسوداً والكلابُ كِلابا
                                تبقى الاسود مخيفة في أوكارها حتى ولو نبحت عليها الكلابا
                                أنا المهيب ولو أكون مقيداً....فالليث من خلف الشباك.. يهابا
                                إني شربتُ الكأس سماً ناقعاً....لتدارَ عندَ شفاهكمُ أكوابا
                                لا تحسبن الكلاب برقصها تعلو على اسيادها فتبقى الأسود أسوداً والكلاب كلابا.

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                                • #17
                                  رد: JOKES JOKES Smile

                                  رهيبين
                                  كــــــــف عدس
                                  يسعد الله
                                  كل شي بيتاكل بينحط عليه مايونيز
                                  و بحبكن أكثر ما بحب المايونيز


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                                  • #18
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                                    so nice
                                    thanks sally for the smille
                                    every thing in this world has end except our love its 4 ever

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                                    • #19
                                      رد: JOKES JOKES Smile

                                      Thanks sally and as u say [sally the best ] u r the best

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