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    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
    Wal-Mart
    with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart
    Greeter said pleasantly 'Good
    morning,
    and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there.
    Are they twins?'

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they
    ain't twins.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell
    would you think they're twins?
    Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.
    'I just couldn't believe someone had *** with you twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
    منبر الإنسانية قلبها الصامت لاعقلها الثرثار....
    تسلك المرأة طريق العبيد لتسود الرجل ويسلك الرجل طريق الأسياد لتستعبده المرأة...

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    رد: nice jok

    HHHH
    Very Nice
    Thanks
    :smily (24):
    †ابعدوا عني يا جميع فاعلي الاثم.لان الرب قد سمع صوت بكائي.سمع الرب تضرعي.الرب يقبل صلاتي.

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